I’m comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better
holy shit this is one of the best mashups I’ve heard in ages
"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea is asleep and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold."
FOUNDERS; You’ve read about their stories, but you haven’t read everything. What really happened when Hogwarts was built? How did the founders meet? And what happened to them?
In a series chronicling the stories of Godric Gryffindor, (Richard Madden) Helga Hufflepuff, (Holliday Grainger) Rowena Ravenclaw, (Katie McGrath) and Salazar Slytherin, (Richard Armitage) friendships are made, vows are broken, and blood magic is all powerful, these four extraordinary witches and wizards struggle to create the most famous magical school of all time before they betray one another.
I Fucking Love Science is now over 11,000 notes…so I owe you a song! I /think/ this is the shortest song on the album, so hopefully you won’t feel cheated. I’m REALLY looking forward to playing this song live.
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.
To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:
Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?
Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!
Steam now has a SIZABLE amount of Humongous games on it. SPYFOX, PUTT-PUTT, FREDDIE FISH AND PAJAMA SAM. Most of the sequels are in packs. But guys. You don’t know how bad I want to buy the SpyFox pack.
The struggle is REAL.
omg wut my childhood
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
”are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”