Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
It’s called the principal of maximum confusion. Mathematicians like to name things such that they provide the most confusion to non-mathematicians.
If anyone asks you to explain something you don’t want to explain, just cite the principal of maximum confusion and it’s lemma “Now, shut up.”
|—||David C. Kelly, complex analysis professor (via mathprofessorquotes)|
Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius || Todd Lockwood
OH SHIT LOOK AT THOSE SWEET LAVA WATERFALLS
I NEVER NOTICED THOSE BEFORE
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.
The trick is to SUPPRESS YOUR WERE-ANIME-SELF UNTIL YOU LURE SOMEONE INTO A FRIENDSHIP THEN LET IT SHOW ALL AT ONCE WHEN YOU INVITE THEM OVER AND SEND THEM AWAY WITH 10 GBS OF “SHOWS THEY NEED TO WATCH” BUT THEY ARE ALL JUST MADOKA.