lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
This is literally exactly how I feel when I try to write.
What’s This? - The Nightmare Before Christmas
you fucked up
My six pack has arrived due to laughter
It’s 3:30 am and I’m crying because I can’t stop laughing.
"Snap crackle spock." I’m dieing. halp.
Still best post on tumblr.
"I’m afraid you have stage 9 animes."
"Doctor, what’s going to happen to me?"
*Doctor turns away from the patient and speaks in a grim tone.*
"Your desu has advanced too far, you have less than a week to live."
All the owl wolves! or owl cats? I can’t make up my mind what they are…