The Dragon's Lair

blackbanshee:

best day ever.

TMI Tuesday is here once more!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

thecoletrainbaby:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i see your text post

and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS

nixvisceral:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

sisterzion:

SERIOUSLY? This is the most idiotic thing I have seen today!

1. “Punk” is not defined by having pointy hair (or head-dress?) or ugly checkered clothing. It’s an anti-establishment attitude that goes along with abrasive music.

2. Defining “muslim punk” is just as ignorant and separatist as “afro-punk”, “black skinhead”, “white reggae” or any other stupid portmanteau of “my-race/religion-hyphen-all-of-our-subculture/genre”. “Punk”, as it IS, unhyphenated, is ALREADY open to people of all colors & backgrounds. There is no need for ever “hyphenating” punk, unless you are specifically talking about the style of a genre for musically descriptive purposes (i.e. “pop punk”, “Hardcore punk”, “street punk”).

3. If you’re so serious about being “punk” (anti-establishment), then just go withOUT the hijab! If you CAN’T go without a hijab in your country because of a Muslim-run government or because of hardline Muslim religious violence, then why define yourself as “Muslim punk”? Why not just be a punk from Turkey?

4. That crazy pointy thing on her head really seriously makes her look incredibly ridiculous and she wears no patches or any other visible symbols of what she is supposed to be representing ideologically. So, she ends up just looking like a crazy person. How will this do anything positive for muslim women?

jabberwocky-jessica:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

‘21 year old Tesnim Sayar was born and raised in Odense, with the Turkish Muslim descent. She defines herself as Muslim punk and grow rebellious punk clothing style and culture, but live according to his own religious beliefs.  Tesnim says:’


“my message is also that you should not continue to believe that Muslim girls are just sitting at home is boring. . I’m tired of people’s generalizations and stereotypes about Muslim girls. Therefore, I am punk.”

check out original site http://mydisguises.com/2011/08/25/muslim-punk-fashion/


1. So cool.

2. I want that dress. 

Punk is personal to each individual

and should not be policed by arrogant people with a ‘savior’ mentality

“If you’re so serious about being “punk” (anti-establishment), then just go withOUT the hijab!”

LOL @ people who think the hijab is just about the establishment and being forced into certain clothing. Except less LOL and more fuck you.

Plus saying “muslim punk” is like saying “woman of color;” it is acknowledging a specific intersectionality that affects the presentation and nuances of a subculture.

Ugh yeah basically fuck sisterzion’s commentary.

Am I the only one amused by the idea of someone trying to tell someone else that they’re doing PUNK wrong?

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nixvisceral:

sparklebutch:

blackbeatnik:

mageofbutts:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life 

want.

this is pretty sweet

HOW IS THIS A THING

WANT

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ezekieru:

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

asdfuiujytfdfgh AWESOME!

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